| Did you know that it is fast approaching the scariest | | | | C. Tell your family about Kustom Kanine's custom |
| time of the year? There will be a day this month | | | | Halloween dog t-shirts |
| when your owners will suddenly decide that you | | | | Let's review. A is not an option unless you have |
| MUST wear a silly little outfit, complete with a silly | | | | some sort of talent and enjoy sleeping next to an |
| little hat and why not some silly little shoes! GASP, a | | | | snoring, smelly elephant. B is not that great because |
| Halloween costume for dogs. The nerve of them | | | | there's not much food under there and dust bunnies |
| trying to shove you into these crazy things while you | | | | don't taste too good. C is a wonderful option |
| slink away, desperately trying to find the first object | | | | because you don't have to wear that |
| to hide under. Now that you're in the know, let's go | | | | ridiculous-looking, uncomfortable-feeling, silly little |
| over your options: | | | | outfit; yet your family can still dress you up for |
| A. Run away and join the circus | | | | Halloween. |
| B. Hide under the bed and never come out | | | | |